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Bob Hostetler

It’s Monday morning, so maybe you just need a good laugh. So, we turn to the always humorous ordained writer, the right reverend Bob:

10. The band and pastors don’t respond to my remote control.

9. Two words: Sealy Posturepedic.

8. The crossword puzzle in the Sunday paper takes me all morning to finish.

7. Two words: Hung over.

6. People that happy just give me the creeps.

5. Last time I knelt to pray I couldn’t get up again.

4. Two words: Joel Osteen.

3. Prefer Doritos to those little crackers they pass out.

2. When I want to feel guilty, I just call my mother.

And, the number one reason people don’t go to church…

1. They’re all hypocrites, especially that Bob Hostetler guy!

For more hope and humor, visit bobhostetler.com

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