It’s Monday morning, so maybe you just need a good laugh. So, we turn to the always humorous ordained writer, the right reverend Bob:
10. The band and pastors don’t respond to my remote control.
9. Two words: Sealy Posturepedic.
8. The crossword puzzle in the Sunday paper takes me all morning to finish.
7. Two words: Hung over.
6. People that happy just give me the creeps.
5. Last time I knelt to pray I couldn’t get up again.
4. Two words: Joel Osteen.
3. Prefer Doritos to those little crackers they pass out.
2. When I want to feel guilty, I just call my mother.
And, the number one reason people don’t go to church…
1. They’re all hypocrites, especially that Bob Hostetler guy!
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